Monday, January 9, 2017

But Where Does All My Money Go?



I’ve been complaining about money on this thing for some weeks now and although I’m trying to be a frugal bug, it is just not working. So to publically shame myself and to put words on a page (god why do I still do this stupid blog!?!) I will tally up the last month or so of what the hell I purchased.

Thanks. Venmo me.


$132.50 – Soviet wrist watch from Etsy – I want a watch so I don’t have to look at my phone every 2 mins because I am a freak about time.

$14.83 – Student Debt – Haha, this is going to take a while. Suckers.

$18.68 – Face wash – It takes a lot of effort to not have acne.

$400 – ATM withdrawal – Trying to only use cash so I stop spending so much damn money!

$7.94 – Eye makeup remover – Not wearing eye make up makes me feel more naked then not wearing a shirt.

$121.15 – Groceries Park Slope Food Coop – For a dinner party.

$3.81 – Spinach – Greens

$19.81 – Cat food – Eating me out of house and home.

$37.50 – Donald Judd House – FINALLY made reservations!

$23.65 – Thai Food – Pho. I love you.

$32 – NJ Transit – Train for Xmas

$92.39 – La Mela Restaurant – I got drunk and somehow paid for this whole bill. Stupid.

$60 – Paypal transfer – For all those late night Uber rides. :/

$25 – Paypal donation – For a friend’s friend in Poland who has a paralyzing disease that has a cure.

$30.02 – M2M – Korean food groceries.

$60 – ATM withdrawal – Have no idea what this was for.

$45 – Pearl’s Bar – Drinks with friend who just broke up with BF.

$9.73 – Cat Food – Greedies

$15 – Gottsheer Hall – Beer for a bday party.

$7.99 – Uber – Not sure from/to or where.

$60.71 – Coned – Electricity. Moop

$13.54 – Uber – IDK

$142.99 – Park Slope Food Coop – I luv organic stuff ya’ll

$38.70 – Dear Bushwick Restaurant – I have no recollection of being here.

$21.78 – Vape liquid – Yes, I’m one of those assholes.

$49.95 – LL Bean – X-mas Gift.

$5.16 – Bodega

$120 – Ikebana Flowers – I have expensive hobbies.

$460 – ATM withdrawal – Where? Why? How?

$50.33 – Optimum – Internetssssss

$39.99 – H&M – I needed work pants, don’t judge.

$23.49 – Esty – Xmas gift for niece.

$778.46 – Leesa – New mattress. Worth every penny.

$52.48 – Lidds – Xmas gift for nephews

$21.78 – Vape – Someone shoot me.

$14 – Restaurant – IDK

$2.50 – ATM Fee – Die

$61.70 – ATM withdrawal – Prob for drinks

$22 – Paradise Bar – dranks

$47.04 – Cat Food – I should just release them in the woods.

$77.30 – Tony’s Pizza – To feed people at the after party.

$5.99 – M2M – Korean Udon

$68.62 – King Noodle – Bday Dinner Treat

$146.25 – NYU Bookstore – Xmas gifts for the fam.

$24.25 – Josie Woods – Co-worker dranks

$2.50 – ATM fee – DIE

$101.99 – ATM withdrawal – Where do these nights go?

$3.99 – Westside market – IDK food I guess.

$6.52 – M2M – Prob Udon again.